Thursday, September 04, 2008

Pitbull With Lipstick

Well, Sarah told us who--or at least what--she is, and what her role will be.

What she offered last night was a Bridge to Nowhere (the one she avidly supported until it got killed and is now insisting she actively opposed and helped kill), an America where there's not even a perfunctory effort at claiming to unite, but rather one which is securely under divide et impera.

Obama came out a few days ago, insisting that attacks on her family were inappropriate and off-limits. In thanks, he got the pitbull hanging off his arm, mocking everything he's done to serve America, essentially since he got out of law school. Nice lady, the Palin kids' mom.

Barack, if you need to remember who you and Joe are dealing with, look at the lipstick marks on the puncture wounds on your hand.

America, in the event that you believe that what the country really, really needs is someone who can field-dress a moose, you know who to vote for. Personally, I'd rather see someone who knew (before this summer) what the job of the Vice President of the United States is.


ScottMGS said...
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Robin Edgar said...

Does Dick Cheney know what the job of the Vice President of the United States is?

Just asking. . . ;-)

ogre said...

Shooting Texas lawyers and hiding out in undisclosed locations, Robin.

Cheney's not ignorant, and I have no doubt that he knows that his sole constitutional obligation is to sit as president of the Senate--a job he's avoid almost completely.

Robin Edgar said...

I wasn't suggesting that he was ignorant Ogre. I was perhaps too subtly suggesting that he did quite a bit more than his job description calls for. . .

Robin Edgar said...

Then again she could be a Barracuda with Lipstick. . . ;-)

Her "chosen fate" theme tune, Heart's Barracuda, says it all -

You lying* so low in the weeds
Bet you gonna amBush me
You'd have me down on my knees
Wouldn't you, Barracuda?

Back over Time when we were all trying for free
Met up with porpoise and me
No right no wrong you're selling a Song - a name
whisper game

If the real thing don't do the trick
You better make up something quick
You gonna burn it out to the wick
aren't you, Barracuda?

I know it's a catchy tune and all. . . but did she or anyone at the Republican Party bother to listen to, or read, Barracuda's lyrics before choosing it as the unofficial theme song for would-be Vice President Sarah Palin aka Sarah Barracuda?

* Can U*Us say inU*Uendo? ;-)