Just popped by Making Chutney to see what was up. A lot, as it turned out.
And then I noticed what was currently at the top of the page (Chutney's tag rotates among some large number of things intended to... something); "I wasn't there and I don't know anything about it."
I am still laughing my fool head off over it. Chutney and I know why... and we're not telling. We have a pact.